Putu the Cat

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Saturday, September 11, 2004

Putu and the Deadline

Deadline nearing
Putu fearing
Work completed will be not
Deadline coming
Putu humming
Tune of cat who will be shot

Deadline closer
Putu knows a
Stress-relieving brewery
Deadling sighting
Putu writing
Putu’s obituary

Deadline ‘proaching
Putu broaching
Subject of an extension
Deadline standing
Putu landing
Paw on head in much tension

Deadline eying
Putu dying
Putu facing killer stress
Deadline creeping
Putu weeping
Why is Putu such a mess?

Deadline ‘riving
Putu striving
Sleep and food Putu reject
Deadline is met
Putu’s kismet
Is to live till next project

21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deadline closer
Putu knows a
Stress-relieving brewery
Deadling sighting
Putu writing
Putu’s obituary

haha! i loved saying that part out loud...
shreya

2:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this cat writes some cool shit :-)

1:33 PM  
Blogger annie said...

Hi Putu
Have been visiting your blog and been enormously entertained. In fact, the whole family has been laughing deep into the night, thanks to you Putu sagas.
My brother wants to take a printout of your Deadline poem, and put it up on his office notice board. He wants to know your real name so he can attribute it correctly.
And yes, you are enormously talented :)

2:26 AM  
Blogger putu said...

Thank you, thank you, how kind...
Putu takes a bow and inevitably starts tailing Putu's tail.
Putu's real name is Putu the Cat. Putu to friends. Pootie to the suicidal.

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Blogger Opinionated said...

I didn't have an ID when I asked Annie to post on my behalf, but now I do & can post myself. Why haven't we seen any more poems? They're brilliant. And will the identity remain a mystery to most of us?

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