Putu the Cat

Fear me, if you dare. Meow.

Friday, April 22, 2005

The ratings war

Putu is deeply distressed at falling blog traffic. Something must be done about it!

The obvious solution hits Putu like a 200-calorie cheesecake. The blog needs to appeal to the masses. So Putu decides to introduce some T&A appeal.

So here is - Babe of the Week (predictable, but it works)

This is Power Girl. She used to be Supergirl, but then someone else took that mantle. Annoyed, she changed her costume and tore a hole in it just so her cleavage became visible. How this helped is as yet unclear.

When Wally Wood initially wrote her character, he drew her chest slightly larger in each story. At some point, they caught on, but by then she was already a 44D. Nobody bothered reducing it thereafter.

Currently she is a member of the JSA and nobody is entirely clear as to where she came from, especially now that there is ANOTHER Supegirl.

She is aggressive and an avowed feminist. She regularly knocks out supervillains for staring at her chest. This has forced DC to only make her fight gay supervillains.


Blogger Jem Finch said...

Dearest Putu,
How about a poem or two?
If you wish to revive traffic
There's nothing like
A bit of doggerel
Or catterel
If you please.

1:44 pm  
Blogger Mint Chutney said...

I would expect nothing less than a 44D chest from a man named Wally Wood.

9:15 pm  
Blogger Manish Bhatt said...

Hey, I like Power Girl, she is the breast, urm, I mean, the best.

In one issue, they turned the Justice Society into The Seven deadly Sins, and who got to be Lust. Any guesses? Yeah, that's right! She, the Queen of twin peaks. He he!

2:44 pm  
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12:25 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As many links as you want!

12:47 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would The Thought Of Thousands Of Other Web Site's All Displaying Your Content,

5:15 pm  

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